How Dakota Mayi Johnson Should Celebrate Her Birthday in 2024

Dakota Mayi Johnson, the effortlessly cool and versatile actress, deserves a birthday celebration as unique as her filmography. While she’s probably planning something low-key, we’ve got a few wild ideas inspired by her iconic movie roles.

First off, let’s borrow some drama from Fifty Shades of Grey. But instead of a Christian Grey-style affair (no contracts, promise!), Dakota could host a “Shades of Dakota” party—where guests arrive wearing their most daring shades of gray. Velvet ropes, dim lighting, and of course, lots of sophisticated cocktails. Maybe Christian Grey himself sends a helicopter ride? Dakota’s known to keep it mysterious!

For a touch of whimsy, we’ll channel The High Note. Picture Dakota serenading her guests as Maggie—minus the stress of managing an aging diva! She could even give her guests a chance to perform on a karaoke stage, where everyone is either shockingly good… or hilariously bad. It’s a vibe.

Of course, no Dakota birthday bash would be complete without a nod to Suspiria. Imagine transforming the party into a spooky yet chic dance hall, with dim lighting, moody décor, and interpretive dance performances that leave guests wondering, “Wait, is this a party, or are we summoning something?”

And finally, as a tribute to her role in The Lost Daughter, Dakota can offer each guest a mysterious gift—like the doll in the film—but with a cheeky note: “I found it!”

Dakota, if you’re reading this, we’ve got your birthday all figured out—ready for a night filled with laughter, mystery, and just a touch of cinematic flair!